10 Bad Jokes That Will Still Make You Smile

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10 Bad Jokes That Will Still Make You Smile

10 Bad Jokes That Will Still Make You Smile

10/06/2017

With everything that’s going on in the world right now, we all need a little time to take a step back and smile. Lucky for us, today is World Smile Day and we’ve gathered some of the best bad jokes around. We know you won’t want to, but you won’t be able to help smiling at these.

1. I used to have a job at a calendar factory, but I got fired for taking a couple of days off.

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2. I’m only familiar with 25 letters in the English alphabet, I don’t know why.

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3. The fattest knight at King Arthur’s table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

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4. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the pee is silent.

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5. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.

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6. What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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7. What’s the best thing about living in Switzerland? I’m not sure, but the flag is a big plus.

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8. I just went to an emotional wedding – even the cake was in tiers.

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9. I started a band called 999 megabytes. We haven’t got a gig yet.

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10. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.

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We hope these bad jokes helped to bring a smile to your face. Want to keep smiling? Then get in touch with one of our lifestyle managers today to find out how you could benefit from a Keys Lifestyle Concierge membership.